1
God and his computer
 
2
everything is under control
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Silvia
 
3
The ultimate 2-player gaming console.
 
4
Starships driving school
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maubox
 
5
Fuck! Where is the porn!?
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Carlos
 
6
“The camera in the toilets has stopped working again, can you get down there and fix it? Thanks.”
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Spittingcat
 
7
I see everything. I see you.
 
8
The Russian space program ain't what it used to be...
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Patrick
 
9
26 channels and nothin on.
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Laura
 
10
"One million dollars! Mua-Ha-Ha ha ha ha!"
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SchoolieD
 
11
Big Brother looks dashing in red.
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Mike Rasbury
 
12
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.
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HAL
 
13
As night watchman Jake felt the injustice of not being paid enough to sort out all these errors
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Ali
 
14
The assembly line came to a halt when monitor number 3 went out.
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Merrilee Adler
 
15
Just where did that dang rabbit go?
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Arlene Zapata
 
16
Belly up, boys! Looks like the bartenders aren't too busy - what do you have on tap?
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Aaron
 
17
"Wait a minute..." exclaimed Jack, "thats my house!" "We keep tabs on everyone Jack, everyone," replied Tom with a chuckle in his voice.
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Frazer k
 
18
how I wish I have another 32 pairs of eyes
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nicy
 
19
ok, after they fire me from this job, I'll definitely start painting!
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raskey
 
20
there is no one at the desk right now, can I help you?
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Rogier
 
21
"Now at last I can keep track of all my favourite websites at once!" declared Bob.
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Chris Hester
 
22
"I told you this 'Lobby-Security-Guy' job was extremely boring."
   
24
As they both sat there watching others, one thing sprung to mind. Who was watching them?
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Sammy N
 
25
big brother is watching you
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kim reid
 
26
There's never anything on....
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HUSS
 
27
Sorry, computer says "no".
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Ali Bear
 
28
1:23:04. Start the emergency shutdown test , turn off 4 pumps shut off the steam. 1:23:40 reactor emergency shutdown activated. SCRAM !
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Rick
 
29
Meanwhile in the NSA...
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Zach
 
30
This was the set of an execrable hidden-camera show, mercifully cancelled, called Watching Idiots do Stupid Things. I like the desk, though.
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