God and his computer

everything is under control

The ultimate 2-player gaming console.

Starships driving school

Fuck! Where is the porn!?

“The camera in the toilets has stopped working again, can you get down there and fix it? Thanks.”

I see everything. I see you.

The Russian space program ain't what it used to be...

26 channels and nothin on.

"One million dollars! Mua-Ha-Ha ha ha ha!"

Big Brother looks dashing in red.

I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

As night watchman Jake felt the injustice of not being paid enough to sort out all these errors

The assembly line came to a halt when monitor number 3 went out.

Just where did that dang rabbit go?

Belly up, boys! Looks like the bartenders aren't too busy - what do you have on tap?

"Wait a minute..." exclaimed Jack, "thats my house!" "We keep tabs on everyone Jack, everyone," replied Tom with a chuckle in his voice.

how I wish I have another 32 pairs of eyes

ok, after they fire me from this job, I'll definitely start painting!

there is no one at the desk right now, can I help you?

"Now at last I can keep track of all my favourite websites at once!" declared Bob.

"I told you this 'Lobby-Security-Guy' job was extremely boring."

Ok Computer

As they both sat there watching others, one thing sprung to mind. Who was watching them?

big brother is watching you