1
when in love I cant remember how my day at work was
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medborgarplatsen
 
2
New Yugo 45 is on the way. Run off the streets on time.
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Dusan
 
3
No one told Jeremy Clarkson that CERNs' Proton Accelerator was not for Malaysian export cars.
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Burvo
 
4
You think living in the fast lane is bad, try working on it!
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Egolf
 
5
Another boring day at the office.
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edwin
 
6
The lefties had a solid lead today, but those damn righties wouldn't admit it for a second.
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Craig
 
7
Isn't it racist that only the yellow ones have to work so hard?
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Robin
 
8
The Large Hadron Collider experiments with cars.
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Johno
 
9
Number 47 works silently. Weld spots a to b. Again. Again. He welds outside. "I beg for just one moment of rest". He weeps inside. Again.
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Norah
 
10
Having waited so long for this moment, P-96385 was disgusted HRH carriages couldn't even slow down enough to for her to wave.
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Ali
 
11
Last night, I dreamed of electric sheep again. It was so peaceful..... Oh, how I wish I my job wasn't so alienating!
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outis
 
12
When UAW workers wouldn't except changing the mininum retirement age fron 51 to 55, they were replaced by robots in this factory.
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marcus
 
13
Henry Ford's favourite dream
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maubox
 
14
Drivers are assembled in the next lane
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maubox
 

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